Hey girl why can't you carry on,
Is it 'cause you're just like your mother,
A little tyke, like to tease for fun,
Well you ain't gonna tease no other,
Gonna make you a lover.
One day little Phiyrr was moseying on home from the BAGEL SHOP and she walked in the door and her mom was suddenly like, "We're going on a cruise!" And Phiyrr really hated boats but her mom didn't care and made her go. So anyway, they got on this big boat called the Dwarftanic. It was really awesome and Phiyrr got free stuff from the mini-bar, yay! But she didn't know that actually, MIKA was on it. O: Well, everything was fine until the Dwarftanic hit an iceberg and sank. ;_;
Everyone jumped in the water, but it was ok, because they were in the gulf of Mexico or somewhere, and it was all nice and warm with tropical fishies. Someone had just dropped a -really- big ice cube in the ocean to try and counteract global warming/temperature rise