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Dwarftanic: A Romance

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Hey girl why can't you carry on,
Is it 'cause you're just like your mother,
A little tyke, like to tease for fun,
Well you ain't gonna tease no other,
Gonna make you a lover.

One day little Phiyrr was moseying on home from the BAGEL SHOP and she walked in the door and her mom was suddenly like, "We're going on a cruise!" :D And Phiyrr really hated boats but her mom didn't care and made her go. So anyway, they got on this big boat called the Dwarftanic. It was really awesome and Phiyrr got free stuff from the mini-bar, yay! But she didn't know that actually, MIKA was on it. O: Well, everything was fine until the Dwarftanic hit an iceberg and sank. ;_;
            Everyone jumped in the water, but it was ok, because they were in the gulf of Mexico or somewhere, and it was all nice and warm with tropical fishies. :D Someone had just dropped a -really- big ice cube in the ocean to try and counteract global warming/temperature rise.
            So anyway, Phiyrr is treading water and then this familiar, if scary-looking guy swims up to her, and for some reason he has a big door. O_o; Anyway, they climb out on the door together to wait for the rescue boats. And for some reason, it's night-time and they have a REALLY awesome battery powered lava lamp and then they like talk and make out/whatever. :3
           Anyway, Phiyrr is scared because she's like, wayyyyy younger than Mika and thinks he won't love her but he says something corny and wise like 'love has no bounds' or something and anyway, he goes for younger girls. ;D
           But what happens to Phiyrr's momma? :D Well, Brad Pitt swims along with his OWN door! :D But then Phiyrr's dad gets all upset, and he finds another door and pushes Brad Pitt into the water.
           So anyway, they get rescued and Mika and Phiyrr live happily ever after and Phiyrr's parents are happy because they get grandkids. =D


THE END. :D
The amazing story, as I surmise it, of Phiyrr! O:
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More lyrics to force into the situation!
He probably said, "Relax, take it easy, for there is nothing we can do."
That totally made me his.
Or maybe, "Love love me." :giggle:

But I'm only ten years younger. Wait eight years, babe, it's gonna happen. Unless he becomes more terrifying. :D

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